Your wife always told you about what a great man her boss was. He’d always invite her to business trips and give her frequent holidays. Now, he’s giving your wife her longest holiday yet. By putting her on maternity leave…
All her bulls get a fair chance to compete for her egg and fill up her womb. You're so lucky that you don't even have to compete. No matter what happens, you'll be the Dad. Congratulations, cucky.