"That damned list is nothing but a vicious rumor; likely spread by a Muggle-born who refuses to accept that Dean Thomas is rubbish at Quidditch." Daphne Greengrass on the allegations that she made the Dean's List while convincing Dean to throw a Quidd
"ACT-ually, the term Honeymoon comes from the Pagan tradition of a bride and groom drinking mead for- oh! There we go!" Hermione Granger, yes of course she kept her name.