Son, look how beautiful it is! It was your bully who gave me a gift, I’ve been dreaming about it for a long time. I haven't shown this to your dad yet, you first! Look how much your mom loves you!
You were excited to have a three-day weekend with your family, but your wife said she picked up some extra work cleaning my house. Don't worry. If she's not home by Sunday, I'll make sure she learns the meaning of worship service.
