To quell a peasant insurrection, the foolish Emperor ordered his wife and daughters to their annual Breeder’s Derby as a peace offering. He saved his crown, but doomed the Nova Dynasty! They returned to the capital, branded with a horseshoe and swollen
“Turns out taking doggo at a nude beach was a big mistake as while playing he got too excited, which resulted in getting knotted for hours.. [JedJubs]”