Great news Press Secretary 2! We didn't lose The Queen's shoecleaner! He is on a top secret mission, so I'm heading to Freya to get rid of the imposter now.
All the whining about the dangers of hunting wild pigs was completely overblown. It turns out they are as weak as any pig and squeal just as loud when you break them!
Following yesterday's press release, just a reminder that ruined orgasms from Goddess are not a reward, or kindness! They are another form on humiliation and torment, meant to rob us of our masculinity and negate the need for us to have the real, satisf
