Email from Cadet Lieutenant to Queen Alex - Dear Queen: We have set up the Overgal decoy sissy pig on the whipping post to hopefully lure Lockcock. We will report back if and when we recapture him.
Even though pigs will never have independence in The Matriarchy, I still want to see lots of fireworks tomorrow night. Bonus points if you lose a few fingers!
By Order of Generalissima Alex, the civilian government of the Matriarchy is dissolved and the entire Matriarchy is now under martial law. The Queen shall be arrested.
