"its okay baby, here you go... all boys like breasts... do you want to feel them? dont be shy, mommy doesn't mind. you used to beg mommy to suck on these every day. do you want to put mommy's nipples in your mouth, like you used to?"
So I canned my secretary after 25 years of service and gave the job to my 19 yo daughter. Sure, you can call it nepotism if you want, my daughter has some incredible "office" skills the latter couldn't compete with.
