Intelligence is overrated. Being smart doesn’t make you happy. Being clever doesn’t make you happy. Being a dumb gooner makes you happy, and you deserve to be very, very happy 💕
You come home and go to greet your roommate, only for his big butt to hypnotize and turn you into a babbling speechless horny dumbass for like the 20th time.. (pstt.. hes waiting for you to make your move) (art by inuzu) (capt by me)