You come home and go to greet your roommate, only for his big butt to hypnotize and turn you into a babbling speechless horny dumbass for like the 20th time.. (pstt.. hes waiting for you to make your move) (art by inuzu) (capt by me)
Intelligence is overrated. Being smart doesn’t make you happy. Being clever doesn’t make you happy. Being a dumb gooner makes you happy, and you deserve to be very, very happy 💕