[F4M] You’re helpless for her. Her enrapturing hot-pink eyes. Her silky hair. Her perfect body. She’s everything you’re not. Let her ruin your life, you’ll be a good trophy husband.
[F4A] (Modern fantasy setting) You went out clubbing and bumped into a goblin tearing up the floor. You'd think nothing of it, if part of her "clothes" didn't rub off on you. Turns out she's only wearing glow in the dark paint.