"If I wanted a bunch of useless tongue flapping, I'd have asked Draco to tell me about his family. Get back in there and work for it, you filthy little worm." - Daphne Greengrass, holding court in the Slytherin Common Room.
"Thanks so much for helping me find Melark's Mystical Manual of- Oh dear! That's the THIRD time you've tripped! And you keep dropping pencils! Maybe I should help you get to the infirmary." -Liz Tuttle, Hogwarts Mystery