Tell me your secrets, that weird kink you've always fantasized about. I am then going to tell you why you have that kink so you can properly explore the depths of your perverted mind. Psychoanalyzing fetishisms is my specialty.
Give me a reason why you deserve balls. Accept the fact you are a non-man, service and objectification would finally give you purpose... but we must be rid of your useless masculinity. It's a farce and you know it.