Aww you're just a dumb little mutt for Mommy's sneakers aren't you? Well what are you waiting for, these shoes aren't going to clean themselves. Get on your knees and stick your tongue out for me
You don’t deserve a vacation, but I do, so offer up your wallet to cover the costs of my next trip. Hurry up, I don’t like to wait - approach properly or you’ll be punished.
