[F4M] "C'mon, I need somebody like you! You'd be perfect! Please, please, please join me!" (I wanna be the naive Elf desperately trying to recruit you into her party!)
[F4A] You've been diagnosed with a tragic case of hyperspermia! Fortunately, the government handed you a license to transform any women you know into your personal jizz dumpsters. Who's going first? Your bitchy ex? Your golden child older sister? Your