The attached headline was published 5 days ago. Imagine my surprise to learn that Yarrow was performing again--especially when HE DIED OVER 5 WEEKS AGO!!! (Guess I should've save my tickets.) FUCK YOU Pioneer Press!
So it's officially Valentines Day. And for those that have no one to celebrate with, remember you can still get laid. Simply pour a glass of wine and...
Well...it's getting to be that warm, fuzzy time of the year. So let me be the first to say: TAKE A GOTDAMN TURKEY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLES, ya bloated, greedy gluttons! Oh, and...