Go ahead, tell yourself you’re in control. Lie to yourself one last time. Pretend you’re only here to “look” or “browse,” as if men like you ever have any self-control.
Let me guide you through the labyrinths of compulsive spending, where every purchase is another stone in the edifice of your bankruptcy, but also a proof of your boundless love, an offering to my omnipotence.🌹
