Egging and TP'ing houses on Halloween is bad for the environment and causes property damage. Kids these days pull a more principled prank on neighbors who don't give candy.
"I made fun of some girl’s cosplay at the convention and she got a bit mad at me… then weirdly I passed out… when I woke up, I was gagged, at eye-level with her swaying ass, dragged by a leash, through the convention for everyone to see.. inhaling