"I'll teach you not to try and hypnotize a highly trained tactical operator like me.. that's it! I'm going to.. lap up all your tasty cum off the floor and sniff up your cock! W-Wait.. that doesn't sound right.."
T-That bratty little slut.. I gave her all this cool pony tech, messed with her head and she still has enough of an attitude to get me stuck in my own machine… Whatever, my mind isn’t as weak as hers~
My daughter left her pokeballs in her room. I wondered if perhaps the Pokemon would prefer to be out to wander the house. Turns out they were in there for my safety. It's been hours and they haven't stopped breeding me (dr.orga)