Can we celebrate my boyfriend agreeing on becoming my forever pussy-free locked subby hubby? I'm so proud of him, finally realizing that his small, premature penis is better locked away than trying to please a woman with it, and constantly disappoint.
So… turns out a little chastity play can turn husbands into absolute sweethearts. How am I supposed to casually drop that into brunch gossip without sounding like I’m starting a cult? 🤭🍒
