I thought I could tame and train any fighting type Pokemon. But as I lay there broken and bred I came to realize I'll never be a trainer again... Just a slut addicted to powerful Pokemon cock...(everyday2)
My daughter left her pokeballs in her room. I wondered if perhaps the Pokemon would prefer to be out to wander the house. Turns out they were in there for my safety. It's been hours and they haven't stopped breeding me (dr.orga)
Dumb gonks have been walking by and smacking my ass all day… I can’t figure out why! And they keep joking about quickhacking my brain or something… When I tell them they should be intimidated by me, they just laugh~ 🙄