Dumb gonks have been walking by and smacking my ass all day… I can’t figure out why! And they keep joking about quickhacking my brain or something… When I tell them they should be intimidated by me, they just laugh~ 🙄
“You do know I’m a highly skilled agent, right? Why the hell are you making me do extra training.. I haven’t seen anyone else have to do it.. Is that a can of knockout gas?! What are you… mmmmhhmm…. W-Wait.. am I in a fucking kennel?!”