Stu sat comfortably in his Lazy boy recliner, sipping scotch, a jovial sound in his voice as he caught up over phone with one of his best friends. (More story in comments)
All I had to do was keep my head down and keep walking, just pretend I didn't see anything and just go on with my life. But nooooo, I just had to get involved when I saw those girls getting kidnapped. Now I'm getting nabbed alongside them, a lot of goo
