I don’t need anything from you, yet here you are, desperate to serve my whims. Spoiling me makes you feel important, and it’s adorable how much you’ll give just to be close to my world.
You think you can handle being my paypig, loser? Every upvote on this post costs you $2, and every comment, $5. Let's see how broke you can get for me in the next 24 hours. Who's ready to be owned?
