"You know, you really should learn to lock your doors and pay better attention to your surroundings...not that it matters anymore. You're only going to need to know how to do a few things from now on and choice isn't a part of the equation anymore."
Stu sat comfortably in his Lazy boy recliner, sipping scotch, a jovial sound in his voice as he caught up over phone with one of his best friends. (More story in comments)