if only my boss knew that this-and NOT getting caught on the door jamb-was the real reason why three of my buttons were suddenly unbuttoned when I got back from the bathroom earlier at work…whoops 😳😬🥴😅😏😈
rise&shine, motherfuckers! start your day with a big ol’ stretch, some star jumps (while yelling “I’m a star!”) and don’t be forget to hydrate! go forth, kick ass, take names, and suck todays tit! 🤜🏻💥
