You think you can handle being my little paypig, don't you? Let's see how much you can give before you go broke for me, loser. Who needs a home when they can serve me?
You think you can handle being my paypig, loser? Every upvote on this post costs you $2, and every comment, $5. Let's see how broke you can get for me in the next 24 hours. Who's ready to be owned?