Our wives met on Reddit due to this community. Chatted for a while and arranged a family vs family fight. Wife vs wife, daughter vs daughter. The wives go at it first.
Your girlfriend offered to fight the local mob bosses girl to pay your debts off, she's now lost the mob boss looks at you and says well well if you want to save your bitch you now owe £40,000 cash or she snaps her neck and we feed her to the wild boar