I hope it's not misogynistic to observe that; when wearing a universal one-boob dress, some ladies take a surprisingly long time to decide which boob should be out and which should be in.
From gentle country rides to extreme downhill thrills, AltBoobWorld is the place for you and your bicycle to explore. Ask at your local tourism office #VisitAltBoobWorld
A day out in AltBoobWorld's countryside is a wonderful way to connect with nature. Studies have shown that sunlight on the boobs gives you a healthy dose of vitamin D
