Almost burnt my house down cooking today. I feel so humiliated, only thing I can do is pass it on by humiliating one of you fuckers in a game. Bring your stakes. nudes
I thought I could break u/Smol_Marci in C4, but I'm so pathetic at the game that now I'm getting hynotized while at the mercy of everyone else. On top of that, every time I lose to someone on a diagonal, I have to edge. Humiliate this slut
I tried once more this time against both my Wifey and My Sister in law u/Wise_Pomegranate_713 as they both smoked me in Typeracer and even allowed me to add my best scores together while they took their average score and I still lost! I love my new famil
I'm so pathetic that I just lost stupidly quickly to u/royal-hedgehog-7611 even though he's new to this. He now controls my ass and dick. My ass will be plugged and I have to edge until I can win 3 games.
I tried to test
u/Serbeint8
with my overwatch Quiz but their superior intellect let them succeed only failing one question, as punishment for daring to test her I must throw my next 5 ranked matches and make this post like the loser I am