Just read Brothers Karamazov. Did anyone else see it this way? Yes I chose the naked chipmunks but only because Alvin has the big 'A' and everyone will say "A for Alyosha!" But you're missing the point. Thanks.
As everyone knows, even the most miniscule and irrelevant divergence from absolute 100% incorrigible verisimilitude will render even the most well-written spec fic completely unreadable.