As everyone knows, even the most miniscule and irrelevant divergence from absolute 100% incorrigible verisimilitude will render even the most well-written spec fic completely unreadable.
His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.