Oh baby, your minuscule peepee makes me giggle! It's smaller than my vagina lips, and that's saying something! What's the point of even trying to use that teeny-tiny thing?
You think you're worthy of my attention, little boy? Ha! You're just a pathetic little worm with a teeny-weeny dick. I can hardly see it behind your sweatpants. And you call yourself a man? Don't make me laugh.
