Hahahaha, you're so fucking pathetic! Are you kidding me? Do you feel how much of a puddle there is under your butt dork? You thought I'd actually date someone as sad as you? Just be happy I'm making you my knew toy, its more than a loser like you des
Wait, you're not going to leave me here all night, are you?! It's so wet and cold here... And I'm not even wearing clothes! Please! Wait, where are you going?!