Almost burnt my house down cooking today. I feel so humiliated, only thing I can do is pass it on by humiliating one of you fuckers in a game. Bring your stakes.
I'm so pathetic that I just lost stupidly quickly to u/royal-hedgehog-7611 even though he's new to this. He now controls my ass and dick. My ass will be plugged and I have to edge until I can win 3 games.
I tried my best to defeat Mommy today at Typeracer, but I was way too slow and appeared Easy access as 140 Came my way (5 spanks for every 1WPM difference) I love you mommy