"Hey uhm... I found your reddit account and all those posts about wanting to fuck yourself... So like, happy birthday I guess...?" I want to be your roommate that purchased an x-change pill that'd transform me into an exact replica of you so you could
"I'm always crawling around like a dumb, braindead doggyslut cuz master never gives me time to get feeling back in my legs before fucking me till they're numb again~ 🤭"
