my mom walked in on me and my bf having sex, but instead of freaking out she asked to join us... I guess being freaky cock addicted sluts runs in the family~
My younger brother told his friend that had crush on me to go knock on my door and hit on me. After 5 minutes he receive a message from him with attached picture:
I want to be your girlfriend that loves christmas way too much, and because I know you find it annoying, I decide to make up for it with sexual favors~
