Ads for open maid positions have by far been my most profitable method for collecting merchandise. This little number will come up for auction in a few weeks once properly broken
Stu sat comfortably in his Lazy boy recliner, sipping scotch, a jovial sound in his voice as he caught up over phone with one of his best friends. (More story in comments)
What a great amenity idea for hotels trying to improve their loyalty programs---a slut bound and waiting for you in the closet with the ironing board, spare pillow etc for you to use at your discretion!