Beware of your neighbours. That old guy who let's your parents borrow his lawnmower? He could be the head of an international people smuggling ring. Tina wishes she knew this before she took the lemonade he made for her. (Art and Caption by Thesilkman o
You want your property to have good relationships with each other. No jockeying for position in your household. To you - the owner - they’re equally worthless.
I know I said if you settled out of court, we could do this nicely. My boyfriend unfortunately doesn't agree. I know you are feeling a lot right now. Probably embarrassed. I know you signed all your accounts over. Shh shh. He said to keep you in the bas
The oral trainer entered one of many storage rooms for our backstock of yet unsold merchandise. "Hi sweetpea, me again." His sickeningly sweet tone juxtaposed his cruel intentions as he unzipped his pants. "Don't worry, I'll help you serve your purp
