Poor little thing, can't even get it up to a decent size. *picks up a ruler and measures your dick* Look at that, a pathetic little 3 inches, no wonder you're so shy.
You know what you are? You're a fuckboy. A pathetic fuckboy who can't even satisfy a real woman like me. I need to fuck you like a fucktoy. And then I'll have to punish you for being such a bad boy.
