"Hey uhm... I found your reddit account and all those posts about wanting to fuck yourself... So like, happy birthday I guess...?" I want to be your roommate that purchased an x-change pill that'd transform me into an exact replica of you so you could
Instead of throwing me back into the ocean after a fishing trip, you decide to keep me and use me as your personal Mer-Slut in bed…even if it means I have to stay away from water and suffer~
