"I like big clocks and I cannot lie". Come visit the AltBoobWorld museum of clocks, time and time travel. Open daily! Ask at your local tourism office #VisitAltBoobWorld
"The bricks are just stacked up. That one's cracked, look. I don't think they're even cemented in." This lady is very unhappy with her new fireplace. See tonight's "Buyer Beware" investigation into rogue builders, only on AltBoobWorld TV.
