The only thing worse than finding out my bank account was wiped clean is that my credit cards got maxed out buying.. shovels?? This is going to take weeks to get straightened out.
It has come to my attention that there are some grumpy piggies in The Matriarchy. Why not try to relax and relieve some of your stress with my brand new Goddess Sunshine waifu pillow now available for pre-order!!
With a heavy heart and a guilty conscience, I kneel at the arched entrance to a magnificent castle overlooking a valley on the outskirts of Riverbed... and awaiting the arrival of a Chess Goddess.
