It has come to my attention that there are some grumpy piggies in The Matriarchy. Why not try to relax and relieve some of your stress with my brand new Goddess Sunshine waifu pillow now available for pre-order!!
With Goddess Alex ruling over Venus with an iron visit, there has been a record number of pigs that have gone missing. Pigs are important for the economy of the Matriarchy. This is unacceptable!
I am such a generous Queen! At the Halloween party, one lucky pig will be permitted an orgasm to end Locktober. I just hope the pig gets off on humping a jack-o’-lantern while we mock him and laugh at him!
