Your wife sucked off her boyfriends so many times, she could tell them apart blindfolded by their size, the contours of their meat and the taste of their nut juice
You brought your homie Darnell home for dinner while you were on break from college. The last time she saw him, he was a scrawny kid that would topple over in a mild breeze. Now, he's packed on some muscle and your mother is sucking on the muscle she lo
You've been dating her for a month and all you've gotten is a hand job with a latex glove. On her FIRST DATE with Darnell (she's still dating you, BTW) she's already working on swallowing his third load
