my pixels rot your weak beta brain turning u into my mindless slave. All you need is staring at my censored ass drooling and sinking deeper right dummy?
Did you really think you deserved more than a handful of pixels? A beta like you could never handle the perfection behind this blur. Learn to worship from a distance.
Hey there! Just wanted to share a cozy moment with you. I made your favorite dinner tonight, and as we sit down to eat, I can't help but feel so lucky to have you. Let's enjoy this simple pleasure together, my love.