Don't lie to your fav uncle (41) you're not out of bed because your thirsty... for water. Alright, it's late, lucky for you I'm the uncle who will let you suck on it. But after you swallow it all, go right back to bed.
Your fav uncle (41) heard your crush didn't put a card in your box at the class party earlier today. How about I put this in your box before dropping you off at home?