u/human_floor beat me so now I have to leave this humiliating post up and the upvotes will count for an hour wher 1 upvote = 1 minute riding and 5 ball slap and a comment = 10 ballslaps and 1/2 a minute riding
U/fallensnail has turned me into her pet. I love my new owner with all my puppy heart and mind. I'm the happiest I've ever been as I mutt with no free will. She owns me for a number of days equal to the upvotes on this post after 48 hours
"When Sir u/blurrycali offered me to wear a collar with the words "obedient slut" written on it for him, I wanted it so badly, I intentionally lost our tic tac toe match"
u/Mountain-Towel4518 scored a PERFECT victory against my ass in Battleship! I somehow did not hit a SINGLE shot, with power ups! He showed me what total domination truly looks like to a sub like me!