"I got my ass beat by u/Sensitive_Raise_8271 and after showing me what a loser bitch I am I have to admit to fucking my fleshlight everyday and have a reminder as my wallpaper of my plastic pussy."
I thought I could get u/JizzabelleJiggletits, as my personal secretary, turns out that's just the spot she had in mind for me. I better get used to my new duties....
Despite an unlucky game it was embarrassing to lose to a brain dead slut u/abrakabradaa that I thought I could defeat so easily in battleships. Now I must join them as a hypnoslut according to upvotes
