As everyone knows, even the most miniscule and irrelevant divergence from absolute 100% incorrigible verisimilitude will render even the most well-written spec fic completely unreadable.
Just read Brothers Karamazov. Did anyone else see it this way? Yes I chose the naked chipmunks but only because Alvin has the big 'A' and everyone will say "A for Alyosha!" But you're missing the point. Thanks.