[F4A] "You're fighting with your girlfriend again? Just break up with that bimbo already! She doesn't even deserve somebody like you..." Hi everybody! This prompt is just an idea, I'm totally open to all kinds of plots!
[F4A] (Modern fantasy setting) You went out clubbing and bumped into a goblin tearing up the floor. You'd think nothing of it, if part of her "clothes" didn't rub off on you. Turns out she's only wearing glow in the dark paint.