Dad caught me sneaking in after a late night party. Instead of telling Mom, he thought he'd try to blackmail me. Joke's on him, I've been looking for a way to get back at my bitch Mom. And he came like a fountain. Guess we know whose holes he'll be w
So I canned my secretary after 25 years of service and gave the job to my 19 yo daughter. Sure, you can call it nepotism if you want, my daughter has some incredible "office" skills the latter couldn't compete with.
